The ACRONYM L.E.S.B.O stands for Lower Eastern Shore Beer Olympics. This ACRONYM is not intended to cause harm to anyone. You MUST be 21 years old to compete. ID's will be checked and you will have to sign a waiver. Disclaimer will be finished when I'm sober, thank you.
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...Is a bitch, and I think I lost Mouzer to rehab. When I woke up after the olympics, I was in a euphoric daze of alcohol induced pleasure/confusion/face and had no clue what day or place I was in (turns out that there's a really nice town just south of Burkettsville), and Ryan was nowhere to be found. Fuck. I love a good party. So as we fondly look back on the mishaps of this years, we turn our heads toward the future. Yea, need to start planning for next year. Maybe actually get some sponsors, or respect.
Even though Lindsey and I spent most of the day sitting at the front desk, we still had a fucking blast. Some great people showed up and I want to thank everyone that did. I'd also like to thank Ben and CC for letting us use their land for LESBO. I hope to see everyone next year!
Alright guys, we're done as much as we can. We might post the location for general use, but not until later today. If you haven't emailed myself or registered by now...then you'll have till wait until then. For everyone who had the forethought to email us, see you there.
Hey drunkards. Emails went out. If you didn't get yours, then you suck. Either your spam filter is working overtime or you didn't tell you wanted one, so piss off.
Hey guys sorry about this, but do to the unforseen popularity of the event we need everyone to register before the event. Yea it sucks, but this way we know how much beer to get! You have no clue how hard it is buy kegs when you don't know how many hundreds of people are coming! The easiest way for us to get those directions to you is for you to email me at
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with how many of you are coming. I'll send out links to the directions several times a day, so just keep checking those emails. If you don't feel safe emailing us then you can just register on the site and we'll give you the privileges to get the info. See you in three days!
So the great countdown begins. The awesome competition that is the Lower Eastern Shore Beer Olympics is nigh but one whole week away. We're so busy here at home base that we can barely contain ourselves. I mean we're literally running around in circles like that midget from Jackass, but enough of my inane chatter. I know you're not really reading this for my creative writing skills so here you go:
3:00 Open registration and free play
5:00 Tournament Brackets begin
6:00 Last call for Brackets
7:00 Half time Chug Off
8:30 Last call for non bracketed events
9:00 Brackets Close and Free Play resumes
9:30 Awards
On a side note, we are going to have food at the event for a modest price (just enough to cover the cost). Everyone is welcome to bring food/beer if they like, but it will be there. So that's about it. Oh, and t-shirts are now in stock, in limited quantiles, so in you want one better let us know. Until next time kiddies.
Crawford and I have put together some prizes for people placing 1st in either one of the events (one prize per event). Beruit winners receive a trophy and free admission to the next event + T-Shirts. All other event winners will receive a free L.E.S.B.O T-shirt. However, we are talking with some local businesses and might get our hands on some additional prizes to give away, hell, we might just give away one of the custom beruit tables we're making depending on how things go.
Since we are starting at 2pm and going strong all night, you guys are probably going to need some subsistence. We will be serving some food up and water will be readily available just in case you feel like you're going to pass out.